Adelaide might have some of the stricter prostitution laws in Australia, but it makes up for that with a selection of popular strip clubs.
Adelaide strip clubs are a great place to host a Hen or Buck/Stag party. Groups will enjoy the ‘naughty’ fun as well as the factory line of stunning eye candy from South Australia’s top exotic dancers.
The following nude bars and lap dance clubs are also a great place for smaller groups to enjoy a classic evening at a Gentlemen’s club, complete with the private delights and thrills that it may entail.
A Guide to Adelaide’s Best Strip Clubs and Nude Bars
We’ve compiled a guide to Adelaide’s best strip clubs.
Check out these adult venues for the most gorgeous table dancers in town.
Crazy Horse Revue
141A Hindley Street, Adelaide SA 5000
Phone: (08) 8231 2064
The legendary Crazy Horse Revue is home to the finals of Miss Nude Australia, bringing together the finest showgirls from all around Oz. It is a competition that Australia has dominated on a global scale… even claiming the Miss Nude World title in 2013 through local girl Cassandra Jane. Adelaide is the spiritual home to Miss Nude Australia, so don’t miss it!
Crazy Horse hosts plenty of other events, and it has a stage that is glittering with some of the sexiest showgirls in town. The club has a number of interactive stage shows that are classy as well as being sexy. This is not a ‘dive bar’, it’s a high end club.
Package deals start at around $40 per person.
Opening Hours at Crazy Horse:
- Monday to Saturday: 7pm to 5am
Don’t forget the dress code if you want to get beyond the front door:
(It’s pretty comprehensive.)
- No rat tails / mullets / mohawks / otherwise crazy hair stylings
- No exposed tattoos or piercings
- No sportswear or trackies
- No offensive jewellery (chains or rings)
- No thongs, sandals or work boots
- No caps / hats / head wear
- No tanktops
- No backpacks, man bags or bum bags
- No gang colours or prints
- Absolutely no cameras or recording equipment
- No offensive language
- No sign of being drunk or under the influence of alcohol or drugs
Note: Many of the other strip clubs in this post will have their own dress codes that are identical, or similar, to the list above. We won’t bother repeating the requirements. What we’ll say is simply: check the dress code before you hit up any of Adelaide’s gentlemen’s clubs.
Dress to impress and you’ll be fine.
289 Pirie St, Adelaide, South Australia 5000
Phone: (08) 8232 7714
Stop by for lunch, dinner or late night entertainment at the famous Checkmates erotic bar. This venue offers free entry until 4pm (just in time for Happy Hour running 4-6pm) and is known for its friendly atmosphere.
It has one main stage with a number of big screens and private booths where you can enjoy the intimacy of a lap dance from their beautiful dancers.
Checkers has a selection of packages including a main meal starting at $60 per person, going up to $100 per person for 3 courses and 4 hour access to the cheaper drink specials.
Want to see the Checkmates ladies in action without heading to the club? They offer a special ‘Call Out Party’ which is perfect for Buck parties that need a little extra eye candy on top…
162 Pirie St, Adelaide SA 5000
Phone: (08) 8231 6866
Madame Josephine’s All Male Revue is perfect for groups of women looking to celebrate a Hen party (or wild night out) in style surrounded by some of Adelaide’s hottest male dancers, waiters and strippers.
The hosts are hunky topless waiters who will tend to your needs with Champers, cocktails or wine throughout the evening.
The venue hosts two shows every Saturday night: one at 6pm, the other at 9pm.
These shows are perfect for a girl’s night out with various dress-up themes, lots of able men, and a fun party atmosphere that they promise will ‘tease and delight your senses’.
The Palace Gallery
111 Hindley Street, Adelaide South Australia, 5000
Phone: (08) 8221 5699
The Palace puts the spotlight on a selection of scantily clad showgirls who will work you in to a frenzy on Hindley Street. This is a small and intimate lap dance bar; one of Adelaide’s most popular nude bars.
Look out for their special events, including ‘Dirty Burlesque’ and ‘After the Game’ (2 for 1 on lap dances and $5 spirits).
Open from 9pm til late, 7 days a week.
The Firm Gentlemen’s Club
142 North Terrace Adelaide South Australia 5000
Phone: (08) 8212 6292
It claims to be Adelaide’s top gentlemen’s club and a bar where men are ‘treated like Kings’ in the company of the gorgeous ladies who work there.
The Firm lays claim to some of Australia’s most highly prized showgirls, including some exotic beauties that will take your breath away — either on the stage, or on your lap. If you are that way inclined to enjoy the private dances.
This strip bar has packages starting at $30 per person (2 beers each), up to a VIP $200 per head package that includes 2 and a half hours access to an open bar stocked with beer, wine, spirits, Champagne and more.
The Firm is one of the best nudie bars in all of Australia, and this Adelaide branch is no exception. It’s ideal for birthday celebrations, Buck parties or corporate events that could use a little eye candy from Adelaide’s sexiest dancers.
Opening Hours at The Firm:
- Wednesday to Friday: 3pm to 5am
- Saturday: 7pm to 5am
- Sunday: 8pm to 5am
Read our full The Firm review.
141 Hindley St Adelaide South Australia 5000
Phone: 0450 769 046
Dante’s All Male Revue is marketed as the show where ‘fantasy meets reality’ for the ladies in attendance. It is a staple for hen parties and girls nights out promising fun, excitement, and a lot of hot, sweaty and naked men.
This male strip club on Hindley Street hosts a monthly show (usually towards the end of each month) where ladies can enjoy a parade of police officers, firemen, boxers, 1920 gangsters, Roman gladiators and even…err, pimps.
What’s your favourite Adelaide strip club? Have we missed any great nude bars or lap dance clubs that you’d recommend?
Have your say below.